====== cdcode ======
^ {{ :cdsoy.jpg?nolink&300|}} ^^
|Race:|Welsh|
|Sexuality:|Findom|
|Occupation:|Beaver's footstool|
|Known aliases:|crossdresscode, cdchode, cdsimp|
The lowest of the low, a simp for an {{ :beaver.jpeg?linkonly|e-girl}}, and not just any e-girl, an {{ :cosmetic_surgery_ugly.jpeg?linkonly|ugly}} {{ :druggygrandma.png?linkonly|drug addict}} married one in her 50s. He spends his days gleefully watching her blogposts in rdp, {{ :becauseitsgay.png?linkonly|(real dick penis)}}, one hand on his dick, the other on his keyboard. For the brief periods he puts two hands on the computer he spends the time making painfully {{ :soysimpmeme.jpeg?linkonly|unfunny memes}} in hopes m'lady will give him a crumb of attention and make his day.
===== A Glimpse Into The Abyss =====
[[fuckjuice|A certain glowers club member]] was informed [[q|our glorious homeserver admin]] let a WOMAN have an account. Clearly this is unacceptable, so he swiftly took {{ :qsimp.jpg?linkonly|action}} to inform the masses that glowers club had indeed fallen. After sending his warnings he was hit with an immediate reply explaining the truth of the situation; which was worth 10,000 more lols... CDCODE PAID {{ :200dollars.jpg?linkonly|$200}} {{ :250dollars.jpg?linkonly|$250}} TO CREATE THE FOID AN ACCOUNT!
As news initially began to {{ :illmakesure.jpg?linkonly|spread}} he openly embraced his simp status without {{ :admission.jpeg?linkonly|denial}}, but as more and more men with their testicles intact found out he tried play it off with a transparent {{ :cdcope.png?linkonly|cope}}. Unfortunately for him we have a screenshot of his very own {{ :betabucks.png?linkonly|original message}} for all to openly see his hapless misery. The terms are clear beaver gets a matrix account and q gets $250.
===== Fallout =====
Once this article went live and began to be shared the e-girl his object of worship {{ :egirlleaves.jpeg?linkonly|left rooms}} it was posted in. Not driven by care for her precious orbiter, but because {{ :exposedage.png?linkonly|her real age was exposed}}. Unfortunately she promptly {{ :egirlreturns.png?linkonly|returned}} and carried on as if nothing happened, her remaining orbiters content to merrily do the same.
Cdcode went M.I.A. for a short time passing no comment, but at the end of the day the memes were too much and he roped {{ :ripbozo.png?linkonly|deactivated}}. {{ :lastwords.png?linkonly|These are his last known words}}. One simp felt sympathy for his fallen brother and asked we apologize. He was appropriately {{ :nobullyplzsaar.jpg?linkonly|laughed at and denied}}.
===== Fan Comments =====
"the most pathetic matrix user. this guy is even worse than the twitch simps, at least they get their name read by the young cleavage girl, HE GETS NOTHING" -fuckjuice
"he literally sounds like sargon" -Sharp
"Still the largest Glowers benefactor. I'm actually sitting on the office chair purchased with those simp bucks. Thanks cdcode! *farts on the chair* " -q
"Bro rly spent $250 to buy an account for a married hag... Nuclear simpdom" -albie
"honestly the most embarrassing thing ive ever heard, i respect a guy who donates to a vtuber more" -theytookthisfromyou
"I don't know the guy, but how much would I have to pay to get the account deleted?" -Kenny
"He's a GIMP. GILF Simp. $250 is actually enough for a decent used Honda HRN mower btw" -dude_mon
"not even I could be caught simping this hard" -zx12
"Jokes aside I legit think it’s pathetic but he’s an ok dude and I hope he learns from this" -bigsip
"lol I empathize with bigsips sentiments. I actually don’t mind cdcode. Probably most tolerable zoomer here. Very embarrassing though. Yikes." -guyonabuffalo
"Why would he name himself crossdressing code? They don't live by any code, they're all rats gnawing pillows. Shameful." -adolf honkler
"No way cdcode gave you 200 for beaver account just why? For nothing, on an old married crippled. Add him to the wiki. 200acres not 200dollars cdchode" -goyimnose
"I for one approve of supporting independent server operators" -Joe
"I forgot he existed but he was such a turbocuck megasimp I was forced to remember him" -butterbutt
"A dedicated loyalist to the qween." -avf
" >mac user " -bronze
“let me hold a dollar” -mill
"How mean." -beaver
"i dont have comment but cdcode is a balding low T male im assuming" -aytone
"why are simps so simpy, holy crap....... omg guys, some remote form of female on the internet, let me worship in every way" -FF777
"The day q became a pimp and made the first sexual-monetary transaction ever in the glowers club was infamous for two reasons: firstly, because it mirrored the fall of the Roman empire... and secondly, it was the only time in the entirety of human history that a man remained an incel after paying full price for sex" -neevo
"least simpy rdp member" -forbiddenisland
"that boy aint right" -gopile
"ive finally decided to not read ‘No More Mr Nice Guy’ by Robert Glover" -also gopile
===== Songs =====
{{ :simp_song_this_song_cost_250_dollars_to_make_.mp3 |}}
"Simp Song (This Song Cost 250 Dollars to Make)". A song made by pure 100% human autism.{{ :cdsimp_lyrics.jpg?linkonly|Here are the lyrics}}.
{{ :250_bucks_screamo_version.mp3 |}}
"Granny fanny overload". A screamo song generated by the most advanced ai known to man 1000 pajeets. {{ :screamo250buckslyrics.png?linkonly|Here are the lyrics written as a prompt}}.
===== Memes =====
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