======= Handrub =======
^ {{ :handrub.png?200 |}} ^^
^  Hobbies: |BTFOing carl|
^  Size: |1Mib. (24 MiB running)|
^  Sexuality: |rape|
^  Religion: |Admin abuse|
^  MXID: |[[matrix>@abuse:glowers.club]]|

Handrub is a handrubbing robot developed by infamous [[ed>epic|white supremacist]] and [[ed>Wimmins|white sharia]] advocate Jonathan Aryan Jafari, also known as [[https://youtube.com/JonTronShow|Jontron]]. The main purpose of the bot was to make [[m2322ty|m2322ty AKA Carl Kuckson]] extremely assmad (it did)

===== Features =====
Handrub offers many industry-leading features such as:

1. Making Carl the Kuck extremely assmad (LMAO)

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2. Having funny words as it's status message

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3. Autobanning carls six million alt accounts

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4. Letting you make fun polls

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5. Being very well documented through manual pages

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===== Fan Comments =====

my rock, my fortress, and my deliverer; my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation from the torment of the wicked one: carl  --- //[[fuckjuice|saint frenjuice]] 2020/10/16 12:26//

make my comment a link to the pic of my dic --- //[[rubberbutter]] 2020/10/16 12:26//

Don't delay, invite handrub today! -- //[[kakol]] 2020/10/16 12:32//

At first I thought "isn't this just a janny bot? I HATE JANNIES! Why would we want to do that?" But then I saw Carl get BTFO'd with such precision, speed, humorous results and little effort; it was then I knew we had a vigilante janny for good on our hands.  --- //[[q]] 2020/10/16 22:20//

An exemplary specimen of Randall Weems' lineage, par excellence.  --- //[[th3b0x]] 2020/10/18 23:48//