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cdcode [2024/04/07 18:37]
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 |Known aliases:|crossdresscode, cdchode, cdsimp| |Known aliases:|crossdresscode, cdchode, cdsimp|
  
-The lowest of the low, a simp for an {{ :beaver.jpeg?linkonly|e-girl}}, and not just any e-girl, a married one in her 50s. He spends his days gleefully watching her blogposts in rdp, {{ :becauseitsgay.png?linkonly|(real dick penis)}}, one hand on his dick, the other on his keyboard. For the brief periods he puts two hands on the computer he spends the time making painfully {{ :soysimpmeme.jpeg?linkonly|unfunny memes}} in hopes m'lady will give him a crumb of attention and make his day.+The lowest of the low, a simp for an {{ :beaver.jpeg?linkonly|e-girl}}, and not just any e-girl, a {{ :druggygrandma.png?linkonly|drug addict}} married one in her 50s. He spends his days gleefully watching her blogposts in rdp, {{ :becauseitsgay.png?linkonly|(real dick penis)}}, one hand on his dick, the other on his keyboard. For the brief periods he puts two hands on the computer he spends the time making painfully {{ :soysimpmeme.jpeg?linkonly|unfunny memes}} in hopes m'lady will give him a crumb of attention and make his day.
  
  
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 As news initially began to {{ :illmakesure.jpg?linkonly|spread}} he openly embraced his simp status without {{ :admission.jpeg?linkonly|denial}}, but as more and more men with their testicles intact found out he tried play it off with a transparent {{ :cdcope.png?linkonly|cope}}. Unfortunately for him we have a screenshot of his very own {{ :betabucks.png?linkonly|original message}} for all to openly see his hapless misery. The terms are clear beaver gets a matrix account and q gets $250. As news initially began to {{ :illmakesure.jpg?linkonly|spread}} he openly embraced his simp status without {{ :admission.jpeg?linkonly|denial}}, but as more and more men with their testicles intact found out he tried play it off with a transparent {{ :cdcope.png?linkonly|cope}}. Unfortunately for him we have a screenshot of his very own {{ :betabucks.png?linkonly|original message}} for all to openly see his hapless misery. The terms are clear beaver gets a matrix account and q gets $250.
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 +===== Fallout =====
 +Once this article went live and began to be shared <del>the e-girl</del> his object of worship {{ :egirlleaves.jpeg?linkonly|left rooms}} it was posted in. Not driven by care for her precious orbiter, but because {{ :exposedage.png?linkonly|her real age was exposed}}. Unfortunately she promptly {{ :egirlreturns.png?linkonly|returned}} and carried on as if nothing happened, her remaining orbiters content to merrily do the same.
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 + Cdcode went M.I.A. for a short time passing no comment, but at the end of the day the memes were too much and he <del>roped</del> {{ :ripbozo.png?linkonly|deactivated}}. {{ :lastwords.png?linkonly|These are his last known words}}. One simp felt sympathy for his fallen brother and asked we apologize. He was appropriately {{ :nobullyplzsaar.jpg?linkonly|laughed at and denied}}.
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 "the most pathetic matrix user. this guy is even worse than the twitch simps, at least they get their name read by the young cleavage girl, HE GETS NOTHING" -fuckjuice "the most pathetic matrix user. this guy is even worse than the twitch simps, at least they get their name read by the young cleavage girl, HE GETS NOTHING" -fuckjuice
  
-"he literally sounds like sargon" -sharp+"he literally sounds like sargon" -Sharp
  
 "Still the largest Glowers benefactor. I'm actually sitting on the office chair purchased with those simp bucks. Thanks cdcode! *farts on the chair* " -q "Still the largest Glowers benefactor. I'm actually sitting on the office chair purchased with those simp bucks. Thanks cdcode! *farts on the chair* " -q
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 "honestly the most embarrassing thing ive ever heard, i respect a guy who donates to a vtuber more" -theytookthisfromyou "honestly the most embarrassing thing ive ever heard, i respect a guy who donates to a vtuber more" -theytookthisfromyou
  
-"I don't know the guy, but how much would I have to pay to get the account deleted?" -kenny+"I don't know the guy, but how much would I have to pay to get the account deleted?" -Kenny
  
 "He's a GIMP. GILF Simp. $250 is actually enough for a decent used Honda HRN mower btw" -dude_mon "He's a GIMP. GILF Simp. $250 is actually enough for a decent used Honda HRN mower btw" -dude_mon
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 "Jokes aside I legit think it’s pathetic but he’s an ok dude and I hope he learns from this" -bigsip "Jokes aside I legit think it’s pathetic but he’s an ok dude and I hope he learns from this" -bigsip
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 +"lol I empathize with bigsips sentiments. I actually don’t mind cdcode. Probably most tolerable zoomer here. Very embarrassing though. Yikes." -guyonabuffalo
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 +"Why would he name himself crossdressing code? They don't live by any code, they're all rats gnawing pillows. Shameful." -adolf honkler
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 +"No way cdcode gave you 200 for beaver account just why? For nothing, on an old married crippled. Add him to the wiki. 200acres not 200dollars cdchode" -goyimnose
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 +"I for one approve of supporting independent server operators" -Joe
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 +"I forgot he existed but he was such a turbocuck megasimp I was forced to remember him" -butterbutt
  
 "A dedicated loyalist to the qween." -avf "A dedicated loyalist to the qween." -avf
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 "ive finally decided to not read ‘No More Mr Nice Guy’ by Robert Glover" -also gopile "ive finally decided to not read ‘No More Mr Nice Guy’ by Robert Glover" -also gopile
  
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 +===== Song =====
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 +{{ :simp_song_this_song_cost_250_dollars_to_make_.mp3 |}}
 +{{ :cdsimp_lyrics.jpg?linkonly|Here are the lyrics}}.
  
  
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 {{:simp72.jpg?direct |}} {{:simp72.jpg?direct |}}
 +{{:onlycondition.jpg?direct |}}
 {{:simpcard.png?direct |}} {{:simpcard.png?direct |}}
 +{{:moneyfornothing.jpg?direct |}}
 {{:crossdresscuck.jpg?direct |}} {{:crossdresscuck.jpg?direct |}}
 +{{:thanks4funding.jpg?direct |}}
 {{:tradeoffer.jpg?direct |}} {{:tradeoffer.jpg?direct |}}
-{{:not25.png?direct |}}+{{:not25.jpg?direct |}}
 {{:chadvschode.jpeg?direct |}} {{:chadvschode.jpeg?direct |}}
 {{:250bucksbuddy.jpeg?direct |}} {{:250bucksbuddy.jpeg?direct |}}
 +{{:pussysclosed.jpg?direct |}}
 +{{:cuckedcomp.jpg?direct |}}
  
 {{:emasculatedhollow.jpg?direct |}} {{:emasculatedhollow.jpg?direct |}}
Last modified: 2024/06/01 11:44 by fuckjuice