Race:	Welsh
Sexuality:	Findom
Occupation:	Beaver's footstool
Known aliases:	crossdresscode, cdchode, cdsimp

The lowest of the low, a simp for an e-girl, and not just any e-girl, an ugly drug addict married one in her 50s. He spends his days gleefully watching her blogposts in rdp, (real dick penis), one hand on his dick, the other on his keyboard. For the brief periods he puts two hands on the computer he spends the time making painfully unfunny memes in hopes m'lady will give him a crumb of attention and make his day.

A certain glowers club member was informed our glorious homeserver admin let a WOMAN have an account. Clearly this is unacceptable, so he swiftly took action to inform the masses that glowers club had indeed fallen. After sending his warnings he was hit with an immediate reply explaining the truth of the situation; which was worth 10,000 more lols… CDCODE PAID $200 $250 TO CREATE THE FOID AN ACCOUNT!

As news initially began to spread he openly embraced his simp status without denial, but as more and more men with their testicles intact found out he tried play it off with a transparent cope. Unfortunately for him we have a screenshot of his very own original message for all to openly see his hapless misery. The terms are clear beaver gets a matrix account and q gets $250.

Once this article went live and began to be shared the e-girl his object of worship left rooms it was posted in. Not driven by care for her precious orbiter, but because her real age was exposed. Unfortunately she promptly returned and carried on as if nothing happened, her remaining orbiters content to merrily do the same.

Cdcode went M.I.A. for a short time passing no comment, but at the end of the day the memes were too much and he roped deactivated. These are his last known words. One simp felt sympathy for his fallen brother and asked we apologize. He was appropriately laughed at and denied.

“the most pathetic matrix user. this guy is even worse than the twitch simps, at least they get their name read by the young cleavage girl, HE GETS NOTHING” -fuckjuice

“he literally sounds like sargon” -Sharp

“Still the largest Glowers benefactor. I'm actually sitting on the office chair purchased with those simp bucks. Thanks cdcode! *farts on the chair* ” -q

“Bro rly spent $250 to buy an account for a married hag… Nuclear simpdom” -albie

“honestly the most embarrassing thing ive ever heard, i respect a guy who donates to a vtuber more” -theytookthisfromyou

“I don't know the guy, but how much would I have to pay to get the account deleted?” -Kenny

“He's a GIMP. GILF Simp. $250 is actually enough for a decent used Honda HRN mower btw” -dude_mon

“not even I could be caught simping this hard” -zx12

“Jokes aside I legit think it’s pathetic but he’s an ok dude and I hope he learns from this” -bigsip

“lol I empathize with bigsips sentiments. I actually don’t mind cdcode. Probably most tolerable zoomer here. Very embarrassing though. Yikes.” -guyonabuffalo

“Why would he name himself crossdressing code? They don't live by any code, they're all rats gnawing pillows. Shameful.” -adolf honkler

“No way cdcode gave you 200 for beaver account just why? For nothing, on an old married crippled. Add him to the wiki. 200acres not 200dollars cdchode” -goyimnose

“I for one approve of supporting independent server operators” -Joe

“I forgot he existed but he was such a turbocuck megasimp I was forced to remember him” -butterbutt

“A dedicated loyalist to the qween.” -avf

“ >mac user ” -bronze

“let me hold a dollar” -mill

“How mean.” -beaver

“i dont have comment but cdcode is a balding low T male im assuming” -aytone

“why are simps so simpy, holy crap……. omg guys, some remote form of female on the internet, let me worship in every way” -FF777

“The day q became a pimp and made the first sexual-monetary transaction ever in the glowers club was infamous for two reasons: firstly, because it mirrored the fall of the Roman empire… and secondly, it was the only time in the entirety of human history that a man remained an incel after paying full price for sex” -neevo

“least simpy rdp member” -forbiddenisland

“that boy aint right” -gopile

“ive finally decided to not read ‘No More Mr Nice Guy’ by Robert Glover” -also gopile

“Simp Song (This Song Cost 250 Dollars to Make)”. A song made by pure 100% human autism.Here are the lyrics.

“Granny fanny overload”. A screamo song generated by the most advanced ai known to man 1000 pajeets. Here are the lyrics written as a prompt.