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Epic: How NOT to Join Matrix

Nationality:Amercan-Israeli dual citizen
Sexuality:Gay for MIGA cock
Occupation:Boomer Admin and Qanon Sperg
MXID@epic:matrix.donaldsarmy.us

Epic started his own Matrix server in December of 2020 with the hopes of migrating the increasingly-censored MAGA communities to a safer platform. Unfortunately, his love for former-President Donald Trump and Israel has stricken him with a case of severe Snowflake Syndrome, making him extremely irritable and unable to handle the stress of homeserver management.

A good start for Glowers relations

When matrix.donaldsarmy.us first opened its doors, this was great news for Matrix. Rooms were getting more activity, users had a new public homeserver to snag an account, and of course having more right wingers on Matrix is better than having more troons. Kakol, being a gentleman (as Glowers Club members always are), reached out to their staff and immediately began working with them to improve their understanding of the new platform. One example of this was persuading them to change their #general:matrix.donaldsarmy.us room from internal to federated. This allowed the rest of Matrix to come into their room and finally talk to all of their users in a single space.

"Donald's Army" shows their noses

“Host my own Element?! OY VEY!”

On the morning of December 23rd 2020, I, q, entered their #general room and started lurking. I noticed that Epic had posted an overly-long tutorial image on how to sign up for his server. Rather than hosting his own Element and pointing people to that, he was suggesting that people go to a different server's Element instance, change the custom homeserver to his URL, then use that instead. Keep in mind that his server is full of MIGA boomers who probably still write checks to pay for groceries. Would your dad be able to understand this? Probably not. I decided to reply to the post, explaining this and how self-hosting Element would be easier for newcomers. Epic, thinking of the extra shekels it would cost to host an extra tiny web app, began having a kerfuffle and started demanding I pay for his hardware. I refused his demands, stating that I host my own hardware, to make the point that I was qualified to suggest this. Epic's crooked wart-covered nose grew even bigger, as he ignored everything I said and acted like I didn't know what I was talking about. His Israeli cohorts noticed he was losing the argument, so to cover the fact that their server is run by a kike retard, they began spouting nonsense "advice," and ultimately thanked me for my help by telling me to fuck myself.

Conclusion

Epic is the perfect example of how NOT to start a Matrix homeserver. While it's likely the server will still do very well, Epic has single-handedly placed “”“Donalds Army”“” on the Enemies of Der Glower list for being far too Jewish and deciding to burn the bridge with Glowers Club within only a couple days of being up. Just like their kike-loving former President, I see them starting off well-loved, but then being dropped once their Nationalist users see they've been fooled.