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ixkike [2019/09/08 19:30]
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-====Quick Rundown====+
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 |Race:|Jewish| |Race:|Jewish|
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 |MXID:|[[https://matrix.to/#/@ixquick111:matrix.org|@ixquick111:matrix.org]]| |MXID:|[[https://matrix.to/#/@ixquick111:matrix.org|@ixquick111:matrix.org]]|
  
-Sketchy powermod kike who seized control of a community that isn't his.+This article is a work in progress. Sketchy powermod kike who seized control of a community that isn't his.
  
-====The Ixkike Story by Adolf Honkler====+===== The Ixkike Story by Adolf Honkler =====
 IxQuick is an armless, legless, tater tot body shaped veteran of all Jewish wars for Israel. After an unfortunate IED accident, the newly quadriplegic IxQuick settled into reddit as one /u/ixquick111. During the Great Purging of Reddit, IXQuick migrated from the plebian land of Reddit to the Chadlandian nation of Matrix. Upon arriving and seeing the immigration policy (at the time: LET THEM IN), IxQuick --walked-- mobility scootered right up to moderators and admins of matrix communities and demanded he be allowed to hold power for only he alone knew of the tricks of the nameless people who might follow the redditors. His fearmongering having caught the ear of the admins, IxKike used his Jewish devil magic to Create and subsequently gain entry into "The Council", a Jewish Jannie Cabal conceived solely from his quadriplegic mind. IxQuick is an armless, legless, tater tot body shaped veteran of all Jewish wars for Israel. After an unfortunate IED accident, the newly quadriplegic IxQuick settled into reddit as one /u/ixquick111. During the Great Purging of Reddit, IXQuick migrated from the plebian land of Reddit to the Chadlandian nation of Matrix. Upon arriving and seeing the immigration policy (at the time: LET THEM IN), IxQuick --walked-- mobility scootered right up to moderators and admins of matrix communities and demanded he be allowed to hold power for only he alone knew of the tricks of the nameless people who might follow the redditors. His fearmongering having caught the ear of the admins, IxKike used his Jewish devil magic to Create and subsequently gain entry into "The Council", a Jewish Jannie Cabal conceived solely from his quadriplegic mind.
  
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-====Fan Comments==== +===== Fan Comments ===== 
 "Ixquick is a twat."~Wayne Diesel  "Ixquick is a twat."~Wayne Diesel 
  
 "ixquick? more like ixkike lmao. I think it'll be funny when matrix.org kills your room and you lose everything you have. I can see it now a few weeks after the ix shoah we will hear that since you now have nothing left you clambered onto your boat, drove out to the middle of the sea, tied bricks around your legs then jerked yourself out of your wheelchair and into the water while alexa played ocean man. Also: HA HA IX, YOU SHIT FUCK BUM BUM, HA HA YOU DUMB FUCK,. IMAGINE GIVING AN ACCOUNT ON A HOMESERVER RUN BY PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THE WE'RE ALL PINK INSIDE MANTRA ANY POWER ABOVE ZERO, ZILCH, HA HA YOU FUCKING MORON, HA HA, BOOOOOOOM, BOOOOOM, HAD IT COMING TO YA, NOW YOU GOT SHIT ALL OVER YOURSELF. IX GOT SHIT ALL OVER HIMSELF, HA HA LIL IX, TIME TO CLEAN IT UP, HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, HA HA BOOOM, HA HA, LIL SHIT, HA HA, IX YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON DUMMY SHIT FACE."~fuckjuice "ixquick? more like ixkike lmao. I think it'll be funny when matrix.org kills your room and you lose everything you have. I can see it now a few weeks after the ix shoah we will hear that since you now have nothing left you clambered onto your boat, drove out to the middle of the sea, tied bricks around your legs then jerked yourself out of your wheelchair and into the water while alexa played ocean man. Also: HA HA IX, YOU SHIT FUCK BUM BUM, HA HA YOU DUMB FUCK,. IMAGINE GIVING AN ACCOUNT ON A HOMESERVER RUN BY PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THE WE'RE ALL PINK INSIDE MANTRA ANY POWER ABOVE ZERO, ZILCH, HA HA YOU FUCKING MORON, HA HA, BOOOOOOOM, BOOOOOM, HAD IT COMING TO YA, NOW YOU GOT SHIT ALL OVER YOURSELF. IX GOT SHIT ALL OVER HIMSELF, HA HA LIL IX, TIME TO CLEAN IT UP, HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, HA HA BOOOM, HA HA, LIL SHIT, HA HA, IX YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON DUMMY SHIT FACE."~fuckjuice
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 +"I shouldn't have been so naive"~avf
  
 "fuck niggers, fuck kikes, fuck spics, and most of all: fuck jannies."~ebola "fuck niggers, fuck kikes, fuck spics, and most of all: fuck jannies."~ebola
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 "IX A STINKY OLD MAN. How 2 leave comment?"~zx12 "IX A STINKY OLD MAN. How 2 leave comment?"~zx12
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 +"Ixquick reminds me of that smell that happens when something organic is rotting in your car but you can not locate it but you wish you could because it is a hot and humid week in August"~Neevo
  
 "ix is a great guy"~Milton "ix is a great guy"~Milton
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 "I want to fuck ix in the butt :3"~mermosa "I want to fuck ix in the butt :3"~mermosa
-==== Diss Track ====+ 
 +"ix is just a faggot"~Albie 
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 +"ixquick glows brighter than the glowers club"~awoofortwo 
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 +"Ay Tone ' s Father"~dewl 
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 +"ixquick pubic hair count: 542"~mountainriversmeadows 
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 +"big fat faggot power jannie blue face baby"~rubberbutter 
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 +"hes nothing but a headache, he isnt even funny as a joke anymore, he is old shit and has no place anywhere near any of us"~gopile 
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 +"ixquick is weird, he's unique, that's for sure. he hated fuckjuice and glowers. i am teh lahw"~pc-admin 
 +===== Diss Track =====
  
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-====Audio Memes====+===== Audio Memes =====
  
 The Rules Of Ix The Rules Of Ix
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-====Memes====+===== Memes =====
  
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